03/02/2010

Creative Crapping! Who knew?

My son has a skill.

It was one I was not prepared for. At all.

He can poo animals.

I don't mean he has eaten a plastic pig and it's made it's journey through his intestines. I mean he can dump in the image of living creatures.

I have wondered if I should start taking photo's and sharing with the world, or at least the world wide web, I mean someone burns their toast with the image of Jesus Christ and look at the buzz that got? But no, I realise that's a bit minging.

It started when he was first potty trained:

''Look Mummy I pooed a snake! I did it!''

Yeah yeah I thought, that is kind of a given. But since then, well he has excelled himself I kid you not. A whole array of creatures has been crapped.

We have had a frog- exact replica, a lion- it really looked like a, well a LION! A dragon that I could of sold to the Loch Ness Monster gift shop.

We have also had a perfect round gingerbread biscuit. With eyes. ( God bless granary seeded bread for authenticity!) That particular plop had to be shown to his Bobbops of course, Mo insisted on carrying his potty into the kitchen as my poor Nan and Grandad were eating spaghetti bolognaise for their dinner. Stupid thing is they were impressed and only marginally disgusted.

Sorry if your reading this while eating.

16 comments:

  1. Oh My God. You are poised and ready to take the title of Poo Queen from Maternal Tales! Impressive talents, your son! ;)
    Karin

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  2. Monty is just toooo frigin cool. Love him!

    And you're quite a good little story teller too. Im loving your posts.

    That's it, I dont want to give you a bigger head!

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  3. Hehe.. I'm pretty sure there's a website called votemypoo.com or something like that! I dare not google search it as I fear what I will see!!

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  4. Oh we need pictures, most definitely! You should get him on Britian's Got Talents, his skills are unique!

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  5. Love it. Amazing how creative they can be!

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  6. Ahh I love a good poo story. Monty is clearly a very talented boy!

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