I'm sure he's plotting to bury me under the patio

I found this the other day, discretely pinned on our noticeboard in the kitchen.

I know. It is quite obvious that the gorgeous husband is plotting to quieten my incessant nagging for good. I shall no doubt be bashed over the head and buried under the patio no? Or would the decking be easier? Anyhoo, this is definitely what it is.
Except it probably isn't. But then, what is it?


  1. Now I want to know too . . .

  2. I think its exercise routine.... one move a day - thats my type of routine :)